I'm weird

My irrelevant Life

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me:
im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later:
behold the trash lord

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unclefather:

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

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This has always pissed me the hell off

(via distraction)